Me starting a rebellion at my school
all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves
She said ‘I really can’t stay’
And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a fucking creep
*teacher voice* tonight’s homework is to get laid
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Now that i’m 18 I can finally see what boobs look like i’m going to google them
girls are gross
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
i couldn’t agree more
(Source: towritebeyonceonherarms, via winwinfarm)
do u ever get rly attached to a person and then they’re not around for most of the day and you sit there internally whining like a lost puppy dog
(Source: pajamaben, via chiraamii)
"Birth in Reverse" by St. Vincent // St. Vincent (Due Out 2.25.14 via Loma Vista)
Annie Clark is back with her proper follow up to 2011’s “Strange Mercy” (of course, there was also last year’s collaboration with David Byrne) and it’s something a bit new. From the first moments of her new single, “Birth in Reverse” you can tell that she’s having some fun playing with a more exuberant sound. A jagged guitar riff stops and stutters beneath her vibrant vocals, as a machine gun drum sample shutters beside a live dance beat. It’s a fantastic track and one that’s fun as all hell. In her press release for the new material, Clarke said "I wanted to make a party record you could play at a funeral.", and from the sounds of "Birth in Reverse", she’s off to a great start. You can grab a free download of the track for the cost of an email address.